I'll probably have to grab the wyvern by the tail and get my usual lance if I ordered a second weapon. [Don't worry about why he didn't get that the first time around. That's not important. What's important is how he hoists the axe, like someone who's done his fair share of chopping limbs from people's bodies with various bladed weapons (axes included) and knows how to handle one, and a slight sigh of relief because he knows how a fucker like this works.]

But, you're right: it's a really cool sword. My friend, Felix, would've- [Ah, well.] He would've loved it, so I feel like I gotta give it a fair shot before giving up on it. And, not to change the subject, but let's get- [Wait. He's still a vampire. He's got fangs. They can't get pizza or some other victory food, it would slaughter his delicate vampire constitution and make him vomit a lot.] Let's do something fun once we get outta here. I feel like we earned it. Ready?

[He's going to open the door, completely ignorant to the fact that Pyramid Head is going to try to swing a giant fucker of a sword at his head in a minute or two from now. For now, ignorance is, as always, bliss.]